鍵盤俠6比2后球迷自信切臺看喜劇老詹竟是2米06的吹羊？

2022-07-24 22:08:02 編輯：申屠成悅來源：

導讀【賽后貼】太陽140-111戰勝湖人。雙方關鍵球員數據：太陽：布克30分2板10助4斷，艾頓23分16板2助，布里奇斯18分6板3助，克勞德11分5板2斷，...

【賽后貼】太陽140-111戰勝湖人。

雙方關鍵球員數據：

太陽：布克30分2板10助4斷，艾頓23分16板2助，布里奇斯18分6板3助，克勞德11分5板2斷，A-霍勒迪12分4板5助4斷，克雷格11分8板。

湖人：詹姆斯31分7板6助，威少13分2板2助，蒙克13分4板4助，安東尼18分1板1助，里夫斯10分4板，布拉德利9分1板。

[–]Sunsbeer_down 2751 points 6 hours ago

"I've heard from a powerful source inside the [Lakers] organization...they're right where they want to be. They'd rather play Phoenix in the first round than Golden State"

—Shaquille O’Neal

太陽球迷：“我從湖人內部非?？煽康南⒃茨抢锏弥麄儎偤锰幱谒麄兿胍奈恢?。他們更想要在首輪對陣太陽而不是勇士?！薄獖W尼爾。

[–]SunsPunctualPolarBear 559 points 6 hours ago

I'm starting to think the source is AD lol

太陽球迷：我開始覺得這個消息源來自濃眉了。

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 1538 points 6 hours ago*

There are only a few weeks left in the season. The Lakers have the same amount of wins as the Washington Wizards. They only have 3 more wins than teams like the Blazers and the Spurs.

開拓者球迷：這個賽季沒剩幾周了。湖人現在勝場數和奇才一樣，他們只比開拓者和馬刺這樣擺爛的球隊多3場勝利。

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 1185 points 6 hours ago*

Yeah so is LeBron this season just about scoring and playing like zero defense?

His performance was wild to see tonight. Not crossing half-court, walking through rotations, turning his back on 3pt shooters.

太陽球迷：是啊，詹姆斯這個賽季就是得分，然后場上幾乎不防守？

今晚他的表現太瘋狂了?；胤啦贿^半場，半場陣地散散步，用后背防對面三分。

[–]JoelEmFoulBaiter 847 points 6 hours ago

6 foot 9 Trae Young

球迷：2米06的特雷-楊。

[–]Sunsjustin-meyer 397 points 6 hours ago

At least trae goes back on defence. LeBron made his team play 4 on 5 on numerous occasions tonight.

太陽球迷：這是特雷-楊被黑的最慘的一次，楊好歹還回防呢，詹姆斯今晚無數個回合讓球隊4防5。

[–]LakersCredk 335 points 6 hours ago

Pretty much. The way he walks around is just pathetic to see, I get that it’s frustrating being on a team with Westbrook but there’s no excuse for that: no doubt people will look at the box score and say he’s had a great game again as they’ve been doing all season

湖人球迷：描述得和他表現基本一致。他散步式的防守真的辣眼睛，我理解和威少在一個隊很沮喪，但也沒理由不防守啊。毫無疑問人們會看賽后數據，然后說老詹今晚又打了一場偉大的比賽，因為詹密一直都是這么干的。

美媒：自全明星后，老詹沒得到50分的比賽，湖人0勝7負。

[–][LAC] Patrick BeverleyRowBoatCop1 1146 points 6 hours ago

Cancel the Play In. Teams that are 10 games under .500 don't deserve it.

湖人球迷：取消附加賽吧。離5成勝率還差10場勝場的球隊不配附加賽。

[–]HeatanIlliterateIdiot 422 points 6 hours ago

That’s what I was thinking. 8th seed could be 10 games ahead of 9th. It seems unbelievably unfair in those situations.

熱火球迷：我就是這么想的。八號種子可能比九號種子高10個勝場，讓這樣的球隊能參加附加賽太不公平了。

[–]SunsTheOverBored 319 points 6 hours ago

That's what happens when sports league put money over competitive integrity lol.

太陽球迷：當體育聯盟視金錢勝過競爭的職業操守時，這種情況就會發生。

[–]Maverickslostshirt2coinflips 1081 points 6 hours ago

Almost 48 minutes of garbage time lmao.

獨行俠球迷：感覺看了48分鐘的垃圾時間。

[–]GneissFrog 513 points 6 hours ago

If you don't like that, you don't like Lakers basketball.

球迷：如果你不喜歡垃圾時間，說明你不喜歡湖人籃球。

[–]LakersJoan_Of_Arkham 900 points 7 hours ago

Both teams missing their vital players, CP3 on the Suns and Kendrick Nunn for the Lakers. Idk how you can consider this a true measure of firepower tbh.

湖人球迷：兩支隊都有重要球員缺陣，太陽沒有保羅，湖人沒有納恩。有一說一，我編不下去了，這兩人實力天壤懸隔。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 778 points 7 hours ago

“…They got away with another one!”

– Anthony Davis

公牛球迷：“……又讓他們偷雞一場?！薄獫饷肌Ｏ嚓P新聞>>>因你受傷季后賽才輸太陽？濃眉：我們雙方都清楚太陽贏得很僥幸

[–]Sunsplayerayton 572 points 7 hours ago

This was the most predictable result ever after AD had that quote earlier

太陽球迷：在濃眉說過這樣的話后，這也是最容易預測的結局了。

[–]ClippersJimiFrusciante96 328 points 8 hours ago

Anthony Davies has talked more shit than he’s played minutes this season

快船球迷：濃眉這賽季扯的犢子比他上場時間還多。

[–]Australiadefiniteone 102 points 6 hours ago

What did he say? I missed it

澳大利亞球迷：他說啥了？我之前沒在意。

[–]Sunsplayerayton 324 points 6 hours ago

Anthony Davis, asked if his groin injury is the main reason the Lakers didn’t beat the Suns in the playoffs last year, says: “It was … We know that. They know that … They got away with one”

太陽球迷：濃眉被問道上賽季季后賽湖人輸給太陽的主要原因是否是他的腹股溝傷病，“就是說……我們知道的，他們也知道……他們偷了一場勝利?！?/p>

[–]LakersNightzey 540 points 7 hours ago

Don't let the score fool you it wasn't that close

湖人球迷：別被比分欺騙了，咱們實力可沒那么接近。

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 484 points 7 hours ago

Of the remaining 15 games, 7 Laker games are on national television (vs PHI, @ DAL, @ UTA, vs NOP, vs DEN, @ PHX, @ GSW)

開拓者球迷：在剩余的15場湖人比賽里，有7場全美直播

[–]LakersPalifaith 430 points 7 hours ago

I turned the game off when we were up 6-2 to watch re-runs of Seinfeld. How much did we end up winning the game by?

湖人球迷：我們6比2領先的時候就換臺了，然后看了重播的《宋飛傳》，咱們最后贏了多少分??？

[–]HeatFirstolympicring 108 points 8 hours ago

Don't worry about it man, put on the Chinese restaurant episode